He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Randomize
