I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
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he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
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We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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