That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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