we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
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I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
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And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
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