k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
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Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
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The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Is her dick bigger than yours?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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