just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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