Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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