My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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