You work out of a Hotel?
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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