I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Randomize
