You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
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i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
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It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
So much puke
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops