I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
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It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
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It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.