butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
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My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
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I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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