Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Randomize
