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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.

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  Girl's gotta have her standards.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I wish I had a frozen water bed.

  (253): View more from Washington

  best. idea. ever.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?

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• (315): View more from New York

  I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.

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  Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default

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