Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
