Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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