i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
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he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
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Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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