I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?