Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
should my penis look like a turkey
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Randomize
