Plan B is the new Plan A
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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