Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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