you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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