try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
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I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
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With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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