R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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