the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
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My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
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some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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