Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
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i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
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He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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