if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
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My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
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This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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