BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I think my nap took me to another dimension
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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