I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Randomize
