You just made me feel so damn special
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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