I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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