so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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