The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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