Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
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the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Randomize