he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
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Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
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I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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