cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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