I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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