I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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