we're blogging at a bar
it was like eating out sand paper
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
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Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
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What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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