yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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