Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Randomize
