Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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