? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
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and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
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Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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