I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
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Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
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He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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