We're facebook friends in real life
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
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My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
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I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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