I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
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I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
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Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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