We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Randomize
