all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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