she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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