worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
nutella sex= disaster
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
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If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
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I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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