shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
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