Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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