I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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