batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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